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| Good Day to you, America. Today marks the official inauguration and crowning of our new King, George W. Bush Jr. | |
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| This history making day is a great one for our Great Nation, marking the end of Democracy and the liberal slime it spawns | |
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| In related news, King Bush's On-A-Bridge Dictionary has been released, outlining the official American language. And up next, we'll discuss His Majesty's new Edjamacation Plans. Lisa? | |
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| But first, a few more nations have been added to the King's Axis of Evil. Included are many of the former Soviet nations, as He has pronounced them unsayable and... Oh, this is ridiculous!! I.. erk! | |
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All Dissenters Will Be Punished
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| The prison Aboo Gaa-Rabbi has been officially closed today, while Guantanamo Bay is overflowing with those that would question the King's Word. Maybe next week we can get an inside scoop from Lisa! | |
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