Sadly this is based on a conversation I had with an ex

Author: Culturejamming

Date: March 26, 2008

by Culturejamming
3-26-08
I like spending time with you.
I like you too. I saw a show about birds in flight last night. If you could be any kind of bird what bird woudl you be?
I'd be a seagull. I like the way they kind of surf the wind and float in the water.
AND EAT GARBAGE? Seriously that's disgusting. How could you want to be a seagull?
How can you ask an open ended question then get mad at my asnwer?
Well I didn't knwo you would answer it WRONG!