CussYouBad  

Arrr...take the wheel, I've got to go an' 'walk the plank', if ye know what I mean...

No. I'm afraid I do not.

Uhhh...ye know, 'hoist the main sail', 'climb the rigging'....'bury me treasure'...

Nope...still not with you...

I need a piss. Arrr.

Nope...you've lost me.