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		|  |  |  |  |  | Why the fuck do I need a mask if theres plexiglas between us? I'm here for my butthole reaming |  |  |  |  |  |  | 
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		|  |  |  |  |  | Oh yes your colonoscopy right, please fill out these 20 pages I need your photo ID, your insurance card and your proof of COVID vaccination..oh and please take a number |  |  |  |  |  |  | 
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		|  |  |  |  |  | Jesus Christ you'd think I was going to vote or something...ok ok...hey I filled that all out the last time... |  |  |  |  |  |  | 
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		|  |  |  |  |  | Hey just one more question, how do you scope my butt with a big ole piece of plexiglas in between us? Asking for a friend... |  |  |  |  |  |  | 
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