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Needs more sodomy.* ReFun: The gentle, sweet tale of a homicidal Japanese schoolgirl and her massively-endowed demonfriend! Story of a Girl: Dizzy is a career girl with a daughter, a boss she thinks is Satan, and a best friend who knows more about dildos that most people know about their own bodies. Sick-Ass Bunnies: Fuk and Suk are in love! Their love is as pure as the driven snow!** Goofus and Gallant: Old favorites return to teach new lessons in life! This Is Me: Occasional rants about my Real Dull Life. *Sodomy sold separately. **The aforementioned snow was a decidedly nice shade of yellow.

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Lawyers Are From Mars

by DH-01
5-12-01

Sachiko and Fuxxxor: In The Pokey!


	Heya, folks! Looks like we're on our way to Death Row! Apparently the nice officers don't like cute little Japanese girls in tiny skirts.


	Or dEmOns wIth bIg wAng lOngs. bIgOts.


	But, thankfully, we've hired a lawyer to help us out, and we should be out of here in no time.


	I wOndEr whAt EvIl hIs cOld, lAwyEr hEArt Is plOttIng rIght nOw...


	[ It likes sprinkles on its groinular extention probing device. Touch the sprinkles. ]


	... dude, I need to lay off the hooch, man.

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