DH-01

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Needs more sodomy.* ReFun: The gentle, sweet tale of a homicidal Japanese schoolgirl and her massively-endowed demonfriend! Story of a Girl: Dizzy is a career girl with a daughter, a boss she thinks is Satan, and a best friend who knows more about dildos that most people know about their own bodies. Sick-Ass Bunnies: Fuk and Suk are in love! Their love is as pure as the driven snow!** Goofus and Gallant: Old favorites return to teach new lessons in life! This Is Me: Occasional rants about my Real Dull Life. *Sodomy sold separately. **The aforementioned snow was a decidedly nice shade of yellow.

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Comic Cup III: The One, The Creations, And The Challenge

by DH-01
8-09-01

Being new to contests like this, I decided to ask my semi-creations what I should do to prepare...


	I'd tell you what we do in times like this, but it's not legal in the Western Hemisphere, what with human rights and all.


	bUt, sIncE yOU rEAlly nEEd OUr hElp, I rEcOmmEnd A cOUplE Of EnEmAs. Oh, And A cOpy Of 'pInk flAmIngOs'.


	Considering that you offed us for no good reason, I suggest you contract genital lice or something equally painful.


	I, being the wise Elder God that I am, recommend a swift kick to the dick, you masturbating donkey-lover! We owe you, and we know where you live!

But in the end, I put my trust in the Reverend Pink Donkey. He can do no wrong. None at all.


	Instruct me, oh wise Pink Donkey! I have brought mine offering of Depends undergarments and wish to learn from thee!


	Verily, I say unto thee: Narrow is the gate and deep is the path leading to one's colon... yea, very narrow and very deep, indeed...

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