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Needs more sodomy.* ReFun: The gentle, sweet tale of a homicidal Japanese schoolgirl and her massively-endowed demonfriend! Story of a Girl: Dizzy is a career girl with a daughter, a boss she thinks is Satan, and a best friend who knows more about dildos that most people know about their own bodies. Sick-Ass Bunnies: Fuk and Suk are in love! Their love is as pure as the driven snow!** Goofus and Gallant: Old favorites return to teach new lessons in life! This Is Me: Occasional rants about my Real Dull Life. *Sodomy sold separately. **The aforementioned snow was a decidedly nice shade of yellow.

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CC 118: IT'S BACOOOOOOOOOON!

by DH-01
5-03-02


	Bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon I SMELL BACON!


	No, what this is is a special doggie treat processed to look and smell like bacon. But it's actually horse nipples, asses and teats.


	THAT! What you're holding in your hand! In that plastic thingie! It smells like BACON!


	Nonono... this isn't a bag of bacon, it's a bag of bacon-like dog snacks made by the Choke-o-Pup company. Their name stands for quality and frequent vet visits!


	It's BACOOOOOOOOON!


	... just eat the fucking treat already. Stupid dog.

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