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Needs more sodomy.* ReFun: The gentle, sweet tale of a homicidal Japanese schoolgirl and her massively-endowed demonfriend! Story of a Girl: Dizzy is a career girl with a daughter, a boss she thinks is Satan, and a best friend who knows more about dildos that most people know about their own bodies. Sick-Ass Bunnies: Fuk and Suk are in love! Their love is as pure as the driven snow!** Goofus and Gallant: Old favorites return to teach new lessons in life! This Is Me: Occasional rants about my Real Dull Life. *Sodomy sold separately. **The aforementioned snow was a decidedly nice shade of yellow.

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Nail-In-Head Man's Tale: Chapter 6

by DH-01
3-03-01

Finally, Man encounters the fearsome midget idol that guards the Hammer! Battle ensues!


	I am the Idol that guards the Hammer!

But! The task is far more than even Man expected!


	Critical hit, runt bastard! Get in my XP score!


	You do no damage! The only way to defeat me is to engage in self-pleasure with this rusty spiked staff over to my right! Do so, and I shall fall!

Some things one simply can't do in the name of heroism.


	Gets them EVERY TIME. Hehheheh.

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