DJWeeman  

Tell me my son, is your drug habit and sexual permiscuity an effect of a troubled childhood?

My dad beat me with a sack of chitlins, but that only made my appendix ulcers worse.

Will you forgive, and move on, and become a better.. thing?

I'll do my best Thunder Clap, but it'll take all the Innies within me.

That's the spirit. Now go, and sin no more.

Wow, i feel like i've lived through the insurrection, and been given another chance to shine my blues away.