A New Hope

Author: DLo

Date: April 22, 2003

by DLo
4-22-03
we're gonna need extra help on this one...
If we need help, why'd we leave Jason and David??
I get sick of Dave saying he has his bow ready, and I thought Jason could keep him occupied... although his excellent aim would've come in handy...
Well if that's what we need, I'll get the one person we need... excellent fighting skills, total lack of qualms about blood... I hear he even has a girlfriend... I wonder if she's an elf...
Enter John. Johnny. J-dawg. Johnny boy. He's cool. Like a frog.
RiNgGgG!!!
my John-sense is ... tingling... oh, wait, no, the phone's just ringing.