How can we make you feel better? By telling you how much we love you?
No Barney, that won't help. The only way you can make me feel better, children, is by pestering your Mummy and Daddy into signing over control of their lives and worldly possessions to my Boss.
Gee, Stiletto, that sure is asking a lot...
And if you don't, children, I'm going to shoot Barney in the face. Now, go pester.
