Dan_Dula  

There seems to be a disconnect between the reality taught in our schools and the reality we experience as adults.

I know! There must be some way to bridge the divide.

For example, how often have you written a secret admirer note as an adult?

Never.

Exactly! We need to teach kids that adults don't secretly admire people. They blast it out to thousands of strangers on the internet.

Um, no, you "blast" it out to thousands of anonymous pictures of people on the internet, secretly.