DarkGoblin

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Singlehandedly offending the human race, one person at a time. Testimonials "Irreverant and irrelevant, all rolled into one!" -Nonexistant crazy man what lives in my medulla oblongata

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Star Trek Voyager: The Cloud

by DarkGoblin
1-12-04

The Starship Voyager encounters a nebula, despite the plainly obvious planet on the viewscreen.


	There's coffee in that nebula!


	Actually Captain, this particular nebula is emitting omicron particles, and--


	I SAID...there -- is -- coffee -- in -- that -- NEBULA!


	Captain, you are behaving illogically.


	DAMN IT TUVOK VULCAN LOGIC WON'T GIVE ME THAT SWEET SWEET CAFFEINE HIGH I NEED COFFEEEEE!!!


	All Spock ever had to worry about was his captain contracting numerous STDs from green women...

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