What the heck? My desk was not red! I hate red! Time to blame this on other people! Initiate operation:BlameMyDesk ProblemOnMyWorkers AndCutTheirPay! Op:BMDPOMWACTP!
MIS-TER-Sanderson.
Yes, MIS-TER-Boss?
I have reason to believe that you and a team of jokers or just you alone, painted my desk an AWFUL shade of red while I was on vacation. What do you have to say to that?
Wow. You do remember that you filed a request form for you desk to be painted a scarlet red color say, I don't know... about seven months ago?