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I don't like things that are productive. I want to destroy. Marmot of Death.
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by DeathMarmot
4-15-03
Look, the Easter Bunny is sick. You're taking his place, Doris. Go hide chocolate eggs around America to celebrate my death.
Easter is when you came back, JC. Good Friday is when you died.
Oh...well that's confusing. Anyway, you're job is to hide chocolate eggs, give college students beer, get eveyone else addicted to TV and shopping, and write ominous jingles for CNN intros.
Sure thing, Lord.
Mmmmm...cholocate and Jesus. Hey! Joe Millionaire is on!
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