Scary, isn't it?

Author: DeathMarmot

Date: April 18, 2003

by DeathMarmot
4-18-03
Terrorism! SARS! Shark attacks! Anthrax! Kidnappers! Killer Bees! School violence! Superpredators! Tumors! Gang members! Drunk drivers! Global Warming! Apples with razor blades!
Black men with guns! Hispanic men with knives! Old mustached white men who molest children! Loners with sniper rifles! Militants with bombs! Arabs with boxcutters! Axis of evil! AHHHH!
Boo! Boogety Boogety! *Sigh* These kids are getting harder and harder to scare...