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| Hey Jesus, happy birthday! You get my present. | |
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| Yeah... A sweater. What the hell am I going to do with a sweater? I'm nailed to a cross for christ's sake! | |
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| Sorry, just figured you needed something warm to wear for the winter. | |
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| Damnit, I give my life to atone for your sins, and you get me a lousy sweater? And it's a turtleneck, I hate those! | |
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| Geez, you'd think you of all people would have the Christmas spirit. Looks like someone isn't getting let off his crucifix for the christmas party tonight... | |
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| Damnit, and that redheaded chick who puts out easy when she's drunk is coming too. DO NOT FORSAKE ME FOR I AM YOUR SAVIOR! | |
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