Hi, I want to make an appointment to come in with my son for counseling. He's on the computer day and night, it's like a disease!
I'm sorry, but I'm afraid we can't spare any time for that.
What do you mean you can't?! It's your job for crying out loud!
Look, lady, the doctor has one kid who's in a gang, one who steals money to keep up his drug addiction, one who tried to kill his parents, and another who keeps hearing "burn the house down."
You want to switch sons? I'm sure the other parents would be thrilled.
