Hey, I made this BASIC program that'll process all the comics, calculate their score based on the criteria you specified for your contest, and output the winner.
Thanks a lot, I'll use it right now.
Later that day
Hmm, let me take a look at this program...
10 PRINT "PROCESSING..."20 FOR A = 1 TO 100000030 NEXT A40 PRINT "THE WINNER OF THIS CONTEST IS: DEVIN"