Look, I'm just not suited to the job. How about that swordsman over there? He's foreign, he's strong, and he actually has a weapon!
Yeah, that's what he WANTS us to think. But I can tell, beneath all that armor, muscle, strength, and skill lies a weak and pathetic man.
Oooookay... how about that sorcerer over there? He looks strong too.
Puh-lease! Just because he knows a million spells and is revered worldwide, he thinks that he can leave his fashion sense at the door. Look at the way he's dressed!
