Comic Contest 53: Situation, Settings, and Characters

Author: DexX

Date: August 13, 2001

by DexX
8-13-01
This is the viewing room, where the funerals are held.
I am Roger, the owner and manager of the funeral home. I am sleazy and always come on to any living female.
I am Loretta, assistant manager. I hate Roger and can't stand it when he sleazes up to me.
This is the enbalming chamber.
I am Cyril, the guy who enbalms the bodies. I have an unhealthy attraction to corpses.
I am Ashleigh, Cyril's teenage assistant. I hate it, and only do it because Loretta's my mother.
This is the private staff room out the back.
I am Harvey, the guy who carries corpses and coffins around. I am not very bright.
...and finally, I am Erin. I am not too bright either. My job is to put makeup on the corpses for open-casket services.