A Guide to Penis Ownership

A short educational film about the pitfalls of external genitalia.

Penis Ownership [four]

by DexX
6-26-02

Ze final topic of discussion for zis film is ze problems associated viz ze erectile nature of ze penis. Urination vhich interrupts intercourse is difficult, as ze erect penis points up...


	Damn!! Stand on my head, maybe?


	Come back to bed, honey...

Furzer, ze penis's insistence on becoming erect at inopportune moments is notorious. Ze penis truly has a mind of its own in zis regard.


	Honey, when are you coming out of the water? I'm lonely!


	Think of the Queen Mother... think of Zsa Zsa Gabor... Think of Barney the fucking purple dinosaur!!! GAAAH!!

Ze catch 22 situation here is zat sinking about ze problem erection only draws attention to it. It is not possible for a man to deliberately lose an erection...


	Come on honey! Get up and dance with me.


	Uh.... not yet. Let's talk about politics!

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A Guide to Penis Ownership