Yep, that's me. Just a figment of your imagination. I also thought I'd tack on these nails for pure hilarity...you little shi....*sigh* Anyway, can I help you with something?
My Dad says that God isn't real, he says that we derived from Planets smashing together.
Oh does he now?
He also says people were feeble minded and would believe anything you tell them, that's why you are such a powerful influence these days.
Does Mr. Know-it-All know how to cure Colon Cancer? Because "The Planet's" are giving it to him as we speak.
