Earth is being over-run by EVIL! These men are our only hope. What will they do?!
i m give tehm all crappy persents liek a penis keychain. n tehn tehy will be all liek "naw dawg, tihs sux, i wanted a toy train, so i be good next yaer!"
4 Reel! I will use my morphitate ablility 2 morphinate into a shark-moose and run at tehm
HAMBURGERS AND HOTDOGS!
i will eat tehy shoelaces and tehn run under teh fridge real fast, lololol
