Hey Jared! I haven't seen you in a while, what's up man?
eh, not too much..
No success with the acting career yet?
Not too much, just a commercial deal so far.
Cool, sounds interesting.
yeah, it is.. i dress up as this ex-fatass who convinces all the fat bitches of America that they too can be thin by living off shitty $3 sandwiches. it's GENIUS.
