VH1's SURREAL LIFE RETURNS!!!!!!!!!!!
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| I played the younger, Amazon-like sister on Charles in Charge. | |
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| I played gay Leon on Roseanne, and since I'm supposedly gay, it's alright for me to honk your teat. | |
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.............. WHO WILL HOOK UP.............
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| Hi. I'm Calista Flockhart. This humidity is making me soooo full. | |
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| Do you have any leaves I can wipe with? Preferably English ivy. | |
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...AND WHO WILL FORGET TO FLUSH.
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| I'm Steve O. If they got footage of you biting off my nuts, it's going in Jackass: The Movie IV. | |
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| They tasted way better than Rick Moranis's. | |
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