How to fend off REAL coyotes.

Author: Disco_God_Father

Date: September 30, 2001

Ok, I've made the fire, slaughtered two goats a quarter of a mile away from my camp, pissed all over the place to mark my territory, and ritualistically shit myself, just so that it's out of the way.
I should be safe from coyotes now.
You forgot to take the chum out of your shirt, dude.
Shit.