Everything is because of the beer, Jesus's story

Author: DontKnow

Date: December 5, 2003

by DontKnow
12-05-03
Father, why did God create the earth?
He was drunk.
So why doesn't he destroy us?
He did, but then he felt bad about it, so he sent me to apologize.
Nobody accepted the apology.
Yup. And so now you get to kill yourselves off while God gets drunk and starts over somewhere else.