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Option 1: Talk about something that no one else could possibly give a rat's ass about.
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| Yeah, so I said to him, no way a turbocharged unicycle can get 60 PRM's when it's less then 40 degrees- | |
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Option 2: Add "ationness" to the end of approximately 70% of your words.
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| The sheer lameationness of that bigationness punkationess is unbelieveableationess. | |
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Option 3: Transplant your brain with someone who actually possesses intelligence.
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| The sheer power...THE TOTAL, ABSOLUTE POWER!!!! I SHALL NOW BE DECLARED SURPEME RULER OF NEW JERSEY!!! | |
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