My Mandatory Cowboy Physics Strip

Author: DrMorton

Date: July 8, 2007

by DrMorton
7-08-07
Everybody has to do one, right?
Class, I want you to listen very carefully to our guest speaker from the Institute of Advanced Studies in Cowboy Physics.
I´ll be talking about rotor turbines and gravitons today, kids. This is a very important subject that lies right at the core of our country´s economy and future.
Well, them rotor turbines ain´t gonna generate gravitons by themselves. Remember that, kids! They ain´t.
I don´t know what the fuck he´s talking about but I´ll have them write a paper on it anyhow.