There have recently come about, questions about our orientation.
Look, I like you as a friend, but...
NOT THAT ORIENTATION, moron! We are facing toward the readers for the same reason actors in plays face the people watching.
We're nervous?
NO, you incompetent fool! Because it's impolite to not face the audience, it's standard theatre practice to talk TO the audience, as it projects your voice toward them.
Wait, we don't have voices to project... Hey, I gotta tinkie.
