Pir8s

Author: DragonXero

Date: September 26, 2010

by DragonXero
9-26-10
EA Games:
Our games are getting pirated! What are we going to do?
Easy. We put on DRM and punish those assholes who buy our games.
But, what about the piracy?
We're going to stop it by making our games so unpopular, even the pirates don't want them.
Meanwhile, at Blizzard Studios:
Hey, did you hear? Some people downloaded World of Warcraft!
Okay. Hey, let's go get drunk and have a cash fight.