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by Drazic81
5-26-04
Dave had seen one-too-many Kung-Fu Movies and had lost touch with reality for a moment...
Ah, Master Kung-Fu-Monk... I wish to study the ancient Deadly Art of Kung-Fu. Will you train me?
Man.. These kids do my 'ed in. What sorta stupid **** can i get him to do? Hmmmm..
But little did Dave know, this was an Evil Shaolin Kung-Fu Monk of Death!!!!!
Wax on, wax off. Ok... What next , Oh Wise Kung-Fu Monk??
I'd forgotten how much fun this is!! Hmmmmm..
Dave didn't watch Kung-Fu movies again. The End.
Burning....Must...Remeber...Mind...Over...Matter...Arrrghhh!!!
You dumb ****!! Bloody Tourists always fall for that one. Ha Ha Ha. Wanker!!

 

by Drazic81
5-26-04
When your best friend is a talking chicken, not every plan turns out the way you expected...
.....Binary.........TCP/IP.........eD2K........FSB Clock....
Hey, Poindexter, I'm bored. Lets find something fun to do on the internet.
This was one such plan...
Eeep! I didn't mean to press THAT button...
Well... That's blown it..
The moral of this story....? Never trust a talking chicken with 'Net access.
That was SO NOT my fault...
Hell no! You can sort this one out on your own buddy. See ya!

 

by Drazic81
5-26-04
"Jesus Christ Superstar" had lost popularity since "CATS" started.
Ha ha ha, Guffaw, Chortle, Titter, etc
...and then the shepard says... "But she actually said she was into ANGEL sex!"
Eric had not yet realised how stupid he actually was..
Next week on "When Plastic Surgery Goes WRONG"...
Ha Ha Ha!!! Look how stupid he looks.... Ha Ha Ha...FREAK.. Ha ha
All of a sudden, Mike wished he'd stayed at home today.
Yeah, Microsoft fired me... Said I was "Annoying" So anyway, Can i stay with you for a few days...?
Gee, Thanks for that one God!!

 

by Drazic81
11-15-04
One day, she left him. She didn't care about him anymore.
I'm leaving u cos ur dull and crap.
NOOOOO. PLEASE DON'T GO!!!
All he wanted was for her to be in his life still.
Why wont she come back? I love her SO much.
She and her new bloke were mean to him forever.
Ha Ha, My ex is SUCH a tosser.
Yeah, He's a real loser.

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