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| So how was your first day as a Greeter at the manifestation of corporate greed and irresponsible consumerism? | |
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| Great! Some fat redneck bitch cussed me out. Told me to get my smelly ass back out on the street where I belonged. | |
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| All 7 credit cards were declined when she tried to buy a Nintendo Gamecube, a lawn chair, a three-pack of underwear, and four cases of Diet Coke. | |
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| Sheesh, I hope I don't have to fight her for a spot in the Soup Kitchen line next week. | |
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