The Adventures of Count Vaginal Fistula: 8

Author: Drexle

Date: March 25, 2003

by Drexle
3-25-03
How can you say that, Doctor? I mean, the spontaneous healing I can believe, but the fisting?
In my country, ve haff old stories about dis creeture. Ve call it "Count Vaginal Fistula!"
You see, dere vonce vas a very eeevil man named Fistul. Iss name strach terror into de hart off de people.
My God! I think I hear him coming!
He's not the only one coming from the sound of it... I always thought Krista would be a screamer.
His tvisted desires gave birth to a certain sexual technique. And duss vas his name to be known forever as...
Gasp!!! Count Vaginal Fistula!!!
It's time to pay your taxes, wench! Now, where might you be hiding them?