Randomness 0028 (Memories of Seattle)

Author: Drexle

Date: May 17, 2005

by Drexle
5-17-05
Good evening, does someone need assistance?
Yes please, I'm in this bar downtown and all they have is PBR. Can you take me somewhere with some decent champaigne?
Sir, I'm afraid we can't do that. Is anyone there drowning?
We're drowning in cheap liquor here, mister! You've gotta help us!
So, did you have any luck?
They said they weren't that kind of Dive Rescue Unit.