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To quibble with my roommate.
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| You know, Erin, this guy is really more Dada than Beat. | |
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| Screw you. Stop trying to own Dada and Beat and tell me what they are. You don't understand. You always do this. | |
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Is to make an ass of myself.
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| But but but, I'm just trying to make you feel better. Why can't we talk about what interests you? I'm not a pretentious gasbag, I swear! | |
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| Because, we just can't. Because you have this thing that makes me feel bad, and I don't know what it is, but I don't like it. | |
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And a pompous one at that.
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| I know I have this tendency to be passive-aggressive and condescending, but I swear it comes from a place of love and respect and a desire for your well-being! | |
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| Do you think you'd still like old men if you got over this grandma-like quality you have? | |
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