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by Duckfoot
12-17-01
What if Heidi Fleiss...
Call me crazy, but I really enjoyed "Highlander II".
Either you march to the beat of a wildly different drum, or you didn't see the first "Highlander" movie!
and Marilou Henner...
No one asked you to harp on the unpopularity of my personal tastes.
I'll chime in with my opinions whenever I please, you Hollywood media whore!
replaced Siskel & Ebert?
No, *this* is a media whore.
Hey, sojah boy! Me play skin flute long time! Five dollah!

 

by Duckfoot
1-05-02
Sweet Daddy Williams' digital dreams....
*clickety-clack* *beep* *boop*
"...Yeah, payin' the bills with my mad programming skillz, defraggin' my hard drive for thrillz... "
"I'm down with Bill Gates, I call him 'Money' for short. I call him up at home and make him do my tech support!"
No one else wants to join me on my desert island of software!
Looks like you're trying to monopolize. Can I help?
Reality can be such a party pooper.
"I upgrade my system at least twice a day, I'm strictly plug-n-play! I ain't afraid of Y2K..." ahhhh shit.

 

by Duckfoot
4-12-02
Late Saturday evening ...
You know the deal. Fork over the keys.
Sure, here you go. But - couldn't you just stay awhile and ... talk?
You know I'd love to stay and felch you with my thorny crown, but I've got a world to save, several_appearances_to make, and so forth.
OK, bye-bye then.
*sniff*

 

by Duckfoot
4-12-02
Late Saturday evening ...
You know the deal. Fork over the keys.
Sure, here you go. But - couldn't you just stay awhile and ... talk?
You know I'd love to stay and felch you with my thorny crown, but I've got a world to save, several_appearances_to make, and so forth.
OK, bye-bye then.
Masstr? Ar yuo OK?
Fuck.

 

by Duckfoot
4-12-02
Our intrepid Fodor's Travel Guide correspondant visits Eastern Europe ...
Hello, Turkish person who knows little English! Did this fine city of Istanbul have a different name in the past?
Yes, my hovercraft is full of eels!
Wha ...
*KER-TRANS-FORM!*
DECEPTICONSTANTINOPLE!!

 

by Duckfoot
8-19-02
So there I was, out fishing on the sea of Galilee, when I tell Peter to cast his net on the other side of the boat.
Sure enough, the catch is so huge, it nearly breaks the net! Some of those fish were real beauties, too.
I guess the largest one was just about ... yea big.

 

by Duckfoot
6-12-09
...Before we start babe, can you whisper sweet nothings into my ear?
What's that? Eat muffins in your rear? Far out! Then you can poo on my chest, and rub your boobs in it!
Why does it always have to be some sick fetish with you? Why don't you take your drawer full of sex toys and shove 'em right ... up ... my ...
Ass...

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