Santas Bad Day

Author: EZGbiker

Date: November 22, 2002

by EZGbiker
11-22-02
Dear Santa,I left milk and cookies for you under the tree, and I left carrots for your reindeer outside the backdoor. Love Susan
Santa do you like my package?
Don't bother me with your package! I've got to answer some of these damn letters that kids are sending me!
Dear Susan, Milk gives me the shits, and carrots make the deer fart in my face. If you want to be a kiss-ass? Leave me a glass of Chivas Regal and a nice Cuban cigar. Santa