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by Elvishitler
11-21-01
So the motherfucker is like "stop humping my leg" and I'm all like "no way slapnuts."
Wow.
So I heard your mom's a M.I.L.F?
Shut the fuck up. So this peter puffing fuck sells me to these fags in robes. So I sent him to Wisconsin and he's getting shotgun enimas as we speak.
Jesus.
Yo damn fucking right. Nobody fucks with The Jesus.

 

by Elvishitler
11-21-01

 

by Elvishitler
11-21-01
So i figure saying " Jesus fucking Christ " is the ultimate form of blasphamy. It's like saying Jesus masturbating. It's wrong, dude.
No shit.
So your moms a MILF, that's crazy shit... JESUS MASTURBATING!
I am not....
you are, you just want this ass.
Fuck you sinner.

 

by Elvishitler
11-21-01
How's it hanging J.C.
Short shriveled and always to the left.
I can see it clear as day... halfdick. So I heard you have two dads. What's up with that, they queer, are the gaying it up some where? And I hear your moms a real MILF...
My dad's gonna kill you.
Woa, rod of God.
Be glad you didn't get gang banged by a legion of angels. Turn you in to the comunal slut. Like your mom... in bed. BOO-YA!!!

 

by Elvishitler
11-22-01
Hi kids, I'm Kajun Firefly. My hobbies include: Orgies with my parents, their pets, and lighting my genitalia on fire and pukeing my dad's cum at it to put out the flame.
My dad drives a beer truck.
I never steal lines from films, but I can suck a golf ball out of a garden hose. And that's not all.
Gee Kajun Firefly, when I grow up I want to kill freaks like you.
Jesus masturbating, my mouth is killing me from eating all that ass.
Fuck you sinner, suck my holly wood and eat holy shit.

 

by Elvishitler
11-22-01
What's up Perm?
Just the usual Kajun, when I'm around you.
So, you "up" for some.. ANAL?
Dude I suck it, I don't take it. But thanks, maybe your dad wants a three way.
Sound like a gay old time.
I wouldn't have it any other way...

 

by Elvishitler
11-26-01
Somewhere, over the rainbow...
Uhhhhhh, Kajun Firely, you're never a dissapointment.
Thanks dad.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH,FUCK!!!
Jesus masturbating, I guess you are a flamer. Like father, like son.
Hey mom, dad really was flamable. Lets fuck.
Go Boscoe.

 

by Elvishitler
11-26-01
Hey, fuck you Jesus.
I don't have time for this.
AHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhelpme!
I'm fixing mistakes. When I said suck my holly wood, I ment holy wood. And Your dad is FLAMMABLE, not flamable. So are you Firefly.
And that fixes that, sorry for the mistakes.

 

by Elvishitler
11-26-01
Fuck this.

 

by Elvishitler
11-26-01
The Jesus recieves daily customers...
So man, line's lookin' pretty long, when do we get in?
I'll be getting in soon baby, very soon. love that ass.
...sometimes they're clueless...
Those pants would be alot better if they were ass-less.
Can' you feel it, ooooo, yeah I can feel it. Put it in your mouth baby.
...other times they're right on the ball.
No shit asshole that's why I'm here. my finger just slipped on the trigger.
Shit happens.

 

by Elvishitler
11-27-01
Tyler approaches me with his hollywood good looks, and trys his sales ptich..
I know you're stuck in a job you hate, working your ass off to buy shit, you don't need. You go home fustrated and can't sleep. You should join my club.
ok, no queer stuff.
As I stand in this room, a man starts acting all friendly.
This shit better not suck, the last culb I joined thes fags took off their shirts and started slaping each other, then they played magic cards..... aww, jesus masturbating I knew it.
Hey, you here for some fun?
A word to actors, sequels will kill a good movie, just my luck: American History X shower scene revisited.
Fuckkkkkkk!!!!!!
All in good time big boy.

 

by Elvishitler
11-28-01
On the scene of a horrific accident...
WHOOOOOOO-A, Kajun Firefly lookin' for love...
Excuse me,did you see the crash?
... four soulmates find their way.
That all depends, wanna crash in my anus?
Aww, can I join? It'll be gay times four.
Elsewhere.
Bitch, like, what the fuck.
Yeah dad, carnage isn't as upsetting for people these days. All they do is go gay it up somewhere.

 

by Elvishitler
11-28-01
On the scene of a horrible accident...
WHOOOO-A, Kajun Firefly lookin' for love...
Excuse me, did you see the crash?
...four lonely indeviduals meet their soulmates.
That all depends, do you want to crash into my anus?
Aww, can I join in? It'll be gay times four.
Elsewhere.
Bitch, like, what the fuck.
Yeah dad, people don't get upset over auto-carnage anymore. It's just become an excuse to gay it up somewhere.

 

by Elvishitler
4-10-02
It all started when this fucking guy asked me for the time. I said no but he was like:
You want pussy, I got pussy!
Sounds like a plan. I'm on a budget.
Then shit got a little complicated...
So, the sick twisted fuck likes baby pigions, huh?
Yeah, we pulled him out of a dumpster with the body of some dead bird. You know what he told me? He said the live ones are out of his price range...Sick motherfucking BIRD-FUCKER SHIT STAIN QUEERBAIT!
Now I'm in prison, you know what happed next.
I'm gonna make you my SUGAR BITCH!!! Turn around princess, let me tap THAT SWEET ASS !!!
Ok Mister Aryan sir.

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