Emmi  

So, Seth. We are back from Summer break. I though maybe you changed your mind about me while we were apart?

...No. I am still very, VERY gay.

Oh...are you SURE? Because, I am sensing a bit of sexual tension between us.

No, I don't feel it. I just had sex with a man. Maybe you are just sensing the afterglow.

...Is he single?

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