The Lonely Shepard

Author: Encomium

Date: September 25, 2003

by Encomium
9-25-03
You wanted to see me, sir?
Magnificent view, isn't it, Johnson?
Yes, sir, it is. I used to enjoy it quite often before you took my office and demoted me to tax litigation lawyer for your aerosol can front company.
It would be a shame if someone were to, oh, I don't know, fall from this height, wouldn't it?
NO, sir...sir, I meant no disrespect...I...yAAAAAa!!
...or to, you know, burn horribly and slowly at this height, whatever comes first. Mwooahahahahaha...