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| I love pop culture more than I love my soul. | |
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| So what's with the space suit? | |
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| It's to keep me safe from rays, and brainwashing microbiobes created by the government and Johnson & Johnson. | |
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| I see. What's your favorite show, then? | |
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| American Idol. Sometimes, when I watch it, I get so excited I squeeze my anus shut so hard a little spit of dookie comes out. | |
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