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| Hello, I was calling because I wanted to get an estimate on how much car insurance would cost me. | |
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| Certainly. What state do you live in? | |
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| Oh, I'm sorry, we can't give you a quote over the phone. You'll have to fill out an extensive application and we'll get back to you in a few weeks. | |
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| Why the hell can't you just tell me how much it costs to buy your damn insurance? | |
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| Because if we told you we wouldn't be able to bend you over and rape you until you bled money. | |
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