Feel For the Fowl - Take 1

Author: Enderandrew

Date: October 3, 2004

by Enderandrew
10-03-04
We're here tonight to talk to you about a serious issue. Talking animals are tired of playing the sidekick role.
What are you talking about? Often talking animals are the most popular characters in webcomics.
Are we cast as the hero? Do we get romances? No, and I'm sick of it. I demand equal rights!
You want to be loved? KFC would kill to introduce you to some chicken lovers.
I can guarantee you the egg came first, because I never get a turn! Chickens need love too.
Sucks to be you. Goats get all the sexxing. You just get gravy on the side.