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| I'm vigilant as President. We will succeed. I really is smart. I gotz me a Master's degree from Yale, and my father didn't completely buy my grades! | |
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| My position is that Bush brought back the Great Depression, went AWOL, and lied about Iraq even though I agreed with him (and supported Clinton on the Iraq-Al Quaeda thing) | |
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| I cut presciption prices, helped Liberia, cleaned the air and water despite being Republican, etc. Then I shoot myself in the foot by speaking like an idiot in public. | |
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| My campaign isn't about smearing, and we preach hope. I was just informed that my new position is that I'm not Bush. Change is good, just like Arby's because they carry Heinz catsup. | |
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| I did exactly what I said I would do. The media and Kerry have been lying all along! Why doesn't anyone believe me. Kerry waffles!!! | |
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| No one believes the current President so I can lie all day long. I put Heinz catsup on my waffles, and change is inevitable - except from vending machines. | |
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