EricDarkness  

Hey John, why is it white people always enjoy dating me?

Well, why do I date you? Isn't it obvious? Your asian. And when your a white guy dating an asian girl then everyone around you actually likes you.

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I mean being with you has gotten me so many friends. I mean, I have a hot asian chick as my girlfriend, how could life get any better?

I'm not really asian. I'm mexican.

Fuck!