Ernest_Brown

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Fearlessly going where every pretentious fanboy twat has gone before with comics, E.B. will shock and amaze you, or not.

Trite Public Service Message No. 78787

by Ernest_Brown
1-27-03

New Targeted Demographic Xmas


	Hello, Mr. Elf. What present have you brought me?


	It's a very special present, especially selected with you in mind.

His suspicion mounts...


	I happen to think so, we've targeted you especially for your age and race.

Can I be Garry Trudeau's ghost cartoonist now?


	*Oh, God, get the #$# out of here, Mr. Stinkybutt.**


	Curses, foiled again. Come on kid, give emphysema a try.