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Oh dear lord! Can it really be? Can it really be the allmighty lord and savior???!!!!
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| HEED MY WORDS MORTAL! FOR THIS IS YOUR ALLMIGHTY GOD AND CREATOR OF ALL THOSE THAT LIVE! | |
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| Why why....yes my lord!! What do you wish of your loyal subject! | |
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Wait....this smells a bit like a trick.
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| BRING ALL YOUR POSESSIONS HERE AND LEAVE THEM IN FRONT OF MY FIREY MESSENGER! ALL OF IT! IF YOU DO NOT! I, GOD SHALL KNOW AND WILL SMITE THEE! DO IT NOW LOYAL MORTAL!! | |
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| Why yes my lord! I shall do it!! I shall be free of all posessions and hand them over to you mighty lord as payment into heaven and happiness eternal! | |
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Oh. Like you didnt fucking see it coming. Come on. Its fucking obvious.
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| Haha! That Cocaine in his drink worked like a charm!!! I shall finally get my porno's back! And my vaseline! | |
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| I shall do it right away! | |
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