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| Hello, I am a representative for the RIAA and am here to tell you that music file sharing is bad. Although it is in many ways similar to recording music on audio tapes, we wish to ignore the facts. | |
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| We would also like to ignore the fact that for the past 2 decades, over 90% of household families have recorded content from TV to VHS tapes, but we'd like to think we have a point! | |
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| We, in the industry, WANT you to purchase CDs at overinflated prices of $16 per CD at Tower Records and Sam Goody. Why? Because WE ARE the industry. Basically, we killed the industry because we could! | |
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| What about Mini-Disks, you ask? Well, it's easier to piss off the CD consumers with MP3 prosecution and Sony's our bitches, so they're ok. Yay! Pissing of consumers and being above the law is FUN! | |
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| Come on, time to get back to Hell.. | |
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| Aww man, I was just about to get into how we're going to charge $45.95 for CDs soon.. | |
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